Tomorrow, at 9:01 AM, you will be attacked by 3368 bees and will be stung 319 times. Within the next 5 weeks, you will be falsely arrested for the crime of stealing paperclips from your office. You were abducted by aliens 3 days ago. They took out your brain, examined it, and decided that you were not intelligent enough for further experimentation. Horrorscopes by Dacques Viker

The Apple iPhone is the best cell phone ever. The web apps for Safari include messaging, blogs, forums, travel, online games, new, social networking like iRovr, Facebook and MySpace. The iPhone accessories, wallpapers, ringtones, button themes and widgets allow you to personalize your iPhone. Normal horoscopes tell you what you want to hear. They are not very accurate. Horrorscopes tell you what you don't want to hear. Unfortuneately, they are just as accurate.