You lack confidence and are generally a coward. You will be involved in a disastrous incident involving falling. You are cold and unemotional and sometimes fall asleep while making love. Your strange attraction to Pokémon will fail to score you a mate. Horrorscopes by Dacques Viker

The Apple iPhone is the best cell phone ever. The web apps for Safari include messaging, blogs, forums, travel, online games, new, social networking like iRovr, Facebook and MySpace. The iPhone accessories, wallpapers, ringtones, button themes and widgets allow you to personalize your iPhone. Normal horoscopes tell you what you want to hear. They are not very accurate. Horrorscopes tell you what you don't want to hear. Unfortuneately, they are just as accurate.